Not sure what you're seeing there RE: "Jojo is not for ****", but I did find this amusing nevertheless!
OK, so while I'm sad to say that you still have to keep your day job since the Suntory bottle you have in your possession isn't worth as much as you would probably would have liked. This is what we found out for you: The whisky is “Suntory Old” which used to be the most ******* whisky in the world. 12,400,000 cases were **** in 1980. Though the ****s volume decreased now, most of Japanese know the brand and call it Daruma which means Potbelly or Snowman. The retail price is about $20.